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Billy Ray Cyrus Traded Miley Cyrus For A Role In A Hemsworth Movie Is How I...
Before we get into the dowry that is Miley Cyrus can we please discuss the whole look Billy Ray Cyrus has going on… Just wow. WOW. I’m not even sure how to make fun of this. And since I can’t even make...
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Miley Cyrus Is A Hooker Now
A hooker just running some errands. Ya know? The usual. -Rocco
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Liam Hemsworth’s Beard Makes Him Significantly Hotter
HOLY MOUNTAIN MAN! That is a fine beard that I would like to comb. Liam Hemsworth said “f**k you, razor!” (and probably “f**k you, Miley, because Snoop Dogg Lion said they broke up) and is sporting a...
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Miley Cyrus Is Kind Of A Moron
Miley Cyrus posed like this for Elle UK… And then she said she would never do he exactly what she just did for that photoshoot: “A star is someone who doesn’t have to take her clothes off to be sexy...
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Some People Looked Really Dumb At The Met Ball Gala Last Night
The 2013 Met Gala was last night and all the stars were there. Obviously the usual suspects looked like jerks. I’m just going to list them because it’s the easiest way to do it now. 1) Kristen Stewart—...
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This Is What Justin Bieber Back On Track
Selena Gomez released a new music video for he single “Come & Get It” and I think she’s trying to tell us she’s an adult now. I mean, after that Spring Breakers “movie” and now this video, she’s...
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Miley Cyrus Is Handling The Fact That Liam Hemsworth Dumped Her Ass Really Well
She also still looks like Draco Malfoy, now with lowlights, in drag. Miley Cyrus Instagrammed a photo of herself in a wedding dress from 1985 so she’s clearly handling the fact that Liam Hemsworth...
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Let’s Start The Rumor That Snoop Lion And Miley Cyrus Broke Up Her And Liam...
First off, Snoop Lion? No. He’ll always resemble an actual dog so he will always be Snoop Dogg. Second, Miley— we get it. You are edgy and no longer a Disney child star. You smoke weed and twerk it all...
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Goddamn It Miley Cyrus— I Like Your New Song
First off, let me say that Miley Cyrus is pretty annoying. Like we get it. She’s super adult and sexy. She smokes weed, twerks it all over the place and can’t keep her engagement intact for more than 3...
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If Miley Cyrus And Justin Bieber Hook Up– The World Will Implode
And that’s mostly because they both have similar haircuts. Reports are swirling that Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus hooked up the other night and the evidence is this photo. To me– it just looks like...
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