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Of Course Miley Cyrus Loves Honey Boo Boo Child
And of course she would post a picture of herself pantless on Instagram because she inspires to be like Honey Boo Boo. Anyway, Miley Cyrus went on some TV show and decided to promote that little...
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Let’s Just Agree Chris Hemsworth Is The Hotter Brother
Sorry, Miley. You lost. You lost two times—1) with that haircut and 2) you chose the wrong brother Channing Tatum is dead to me. Chris Hemsworth wins hottie on a magazine cover contest. -Rocco
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Oh God– Miley Cyrus Got Another Haircut
I don’t really know who invited Miley Cyrus on stage, and that’s certainly not the point of this post. The point of this is to let you all know that Miley Cyrus sat down with some scissors again, and...
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Draco Malfoy Wants To Make Out With Harry Styles
Oh wait— I mean, Miley Cyrus wants to make out with a Harry Styles cardboard cutout. Miley Cyrus’ lesbian haircut totally made me think Draco, but alas it was just her and “Harry”. Taylor Swift is...
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Miley Cyrus Thinks She’s With The Hot Hemsworth Brother
And she forgot her bra or cami so there’s that. Draco Malfoy would make a kick ass drag queen and that photo above proves it. On what she is satisfied most in life: “Number one is my relationship...
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Jennifer Lawrence Smokes Pot And Everyone Is Losing Their Minds
I’d be more concerned about Miley Cyrus’ pot smoking because Liam Hemsworth is probably cheating on her with January Jones. And I know that has nothing to do with anything, but I just wanted to bring...
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Liam Hemsworth Probably Cheated On Miley Cyrus
The only statement I need to say to defend my headline above is the fact that Liam Hemsworth is engaged to Miley Cyrus. I mean, wouldn’t you step out if you put a ring on that pre-haircut? She’s Draco...
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Liam Hemsworth Told Miley Cyrus He Didn’t Want To Marry Her
I presume it’s because he got over his Draco Malfoy fetish. Hemsworth is over it. He’s surfing in Australia and Miley is working on music that’s going to make us all “shut up”. These two broke up....
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Miley Cyrus Thinks She Looked Like Gollum As A Child…..
And bitch is right! This actually makes me like Miley Cyrus more because she’s just covering all my favorite fictional characters in one lifetime. (Gollum and Draco Malfoy obviously) I now fully...
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Miley Cyrus Needs A Job Because She Has Time To Make A 2 Minute Twerk Vieo
And I apparently need to expand my social life because I had tie to watch the entire thing. Miley clearly has nothing to do as she is unemployed and single (Liam if the cord hasn’t been severed cleanly...
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I’m More Concerned About Miley’s Hair Than The Drugs
For relasies. Miley is kicking it in Miami looking like Draco Malfoy and she’s smoking some blunts. Now, everyone is freaking out and losing their minds over the fact that Miley Cyrus has a joint in...
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Billy Ray Cyrus Traded Miley Cyrus For A Role In A Hemsworth Movie Is How I...
Before we get into the dowry that is Miley Cyrus can we please discuss the whole look Billy Ray Cyrus has going on… Just wow. WOW. I’m not even sure how to make fun of this. And since I can’t even make...
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Miley Cyrus Is A Hooker Now
A hooker just running some errands. Ya know? The usual. -Rocco
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Liam Hemsworth’s Beard Makes Him Significantly Hotter
HOLY MOUNTAIN MAN! That is a fine beard that I would like to comb. Liam Hemsworth said “f**k you, razor!” (and probably “f**k you, Miley, because Snoop Dogg Lion said they broke up) and is sporting a...
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Miley Cyrus Is Kind Of A Moron
Miley Cyrus posed like this for Elle UK… And then she said she would never do he exactly what she just did for that photoshoot: “A star is someone who doesn’t have to take her clothes off to be sexy...
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Some People Looked Really Dumb At The Met Ball Gala Last Night
The 2013 Met Gala was last night and all the stars were there. Obviously the usual suspects looked like jerks. I’m just going to list them because it’s the easiest way to do it now. 1) Kristen Stewart—...
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This Is What Justin Bieber Back On Track
Selena Gomez released a new music video for he single “Come & Get It” and I think she’s trying to tell us she’s an adult now. I mean, after that Spring Breakers “movie” and now this video, she’s...
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Miley Cyrus Is Handling The Fact That Liam Hemsworth Dumped Her Ass Really Well
She also still looks like Draco Malfoy, now with lowlights, in drag. Miley Cyrus Instagrammed a photo of herself in a wedding dress from 1985 so she’s clearly handling the fact that Liam Hemsworth...
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Let’s Start The Rumor That Snoop Lion And Miley Cyrus Broke Up Her And Liam...
First off, Snoop Lion? No. He’ll always resemble an actual dog so he will always be Snoop Dogg. Second, Miley— we get it. You are edgy and no longer a Disney child star. You smoke weed and twerk it all...
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Goddamn It Miley Cyrus— I Like Your New Song
First off, let me say that Miley Cyrus is pretty annoying. Like we get it. She’s super adult and sexy. She smokes weed, twerks it all over the place and can’t keep her engagement intact for more than 3...
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