Before we get into the dowry that is Miley Cyrus can we please discuss the whole look Billy Ray Cyrus has going on…
Just wow. WOW. I’m not even sure how to make fun of this.
And since I can’t even make fun of whatever that is, so let’s get into the fact that Billy Ray probably traded Miley and gave her to Liam Hemsworth if he could get him a role in a Chris Hemsworth movie.
True story.
“He didn’t have to, but he did. He’s got a really sweet side to him and he came in. They had the big rock. They [were] all bashful about it and then said, ‘Hey, look at this’. And Miley was showing that ring and Liam kind of [said] a little something to me – it was kind of the professional question and I jokingly [said], ‘Can I be in your brother’s next movie?’ And then I said, ‘No, I’m joking’.”
See?
You’re welcome, America.
-Rocco
