The only statement I need to say to defend my headline above is the fact that Liam Hemsworth is engaged to Miley Cyrus. I mean, wouldn’t you step out if you put a ring on that pre-haircut?
She’s Draco Malfoy in pleather now. This isn’t what Liam signed up for.
Anyway, Liam Hemsworth obviously cheated on her because he’s in The Hunger Games for about 5 scenes so he’s famous. REason number 76 Chris Hemsworth is the better Hemsworth.
We should all be thanking Liam because Miley quit Twitter:
I am so sick of La. And sick of the lies that come with it. I didn’t call off my wedding. Taking a break from social media. #draining
Word on the street is Liam was kicking it and all over Emma Watson AKA Hermione Granger which makes total sense because Liam is into Harry Potter characters.
Get it??
Miley looks like Draco Malfoy.
I slay myself.
-Rocco
