I presume it’s because he got over his Draco Malfoy fetish.
Hemsworth is over it. He’s surfing in Australia and Miley is working on music that’s going to make us all “shut up”. These two broke up.
“Miley and Liam are done; it’s over. She likes to party really hard and can be pretty wild. It became a problem for him,” a source shared with Page Six.
Liam was playing The Hunger Games on someone else’s mouth (I don’t really know what I was going for with that one but I’m saying he cheated) and no one can get married in a situation like that.
This isn’t shocking at all, and what’s going to be even less shocking is when Miley goes off the rail over this. Partying. Drugs. Booze. Hanging out with J Bibes and beating up paparazzi.
It’ll all of course be documented over Twitter and Instagram because that’s what the kids do these days.
This is going to be so exciting.
-Rocco
